A boy dares a girl to climb a tree one day. The girl does it, while the boy is looking from right under her. That night the girl tells her ...
Funny Joke ‣ Inexperienced Guy
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” a...
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, wh...
A man is in bed with his wife
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m ...
Soldier Gets His Tool Blown
The next morning the soldier wakes up and slowly lifts the sheets only to see a baby elephant trunk had been sewn on were his p*nis used to ...
Two nuns are on a motorcar trip through Europe
Two nuns are on a motorcar trip through Europe, and end up in Transylvania. While stopped at a traffic signal, a tiny Dracula jumps up on th...
A Mother Hears A Humming Sound
A mother hears a humming sound from her daughter’s bedroom and walks in. Finding her daughter sitting on the bed using her personal toy she ...
A cab driver reaches the pearly gates
A cab driver reaches the pearly gates. St. Peter looks him up in his Big Book and tells him to pick up a gold staff and a silk robe and pr...
Secret Of a Great Marriage
His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things twi...
Fondness Of Women's Sacrifice
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they deci...