So he gets out of bed, runs downstairs into the living room, and finds his mother chatting to a bunch of her friends. “MUM,” the boy yells a...
Funny Joke ‣ My Name Katz
A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv. She looked up and noticed that a...
Marriage Humor: A Woman Buys A New Corvette
While driving it off the lot she decides to take it on the highway and really open things up. She hits the speed limit of 70MPH and continue...
A local man is very excited to see the magic
With the circus in town a local man is very excited to see the magic show and rushes down to the big top. He reaches the gates just as the c...
The Husband And His Young Wife
The husband and his young wife did not have a good relationship. The wife was even convinced that he was having an affair with the pretty ho...
A man goes to prison for robbery
After getting sorted, processed, and settled, it’s lights out and he gets ready to sleep. After a few minutes he hears someone yell out “F...
Gift Giving
A man went to a gift store to buy his girlfriend a pair of gloves. He had the manager try them on. She said they were perfect, so he had the...
Funny Joke ‣ Lord, They Are Finally Together
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease: Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more children. Bob wa...
Funny Joke ‣ You Can Do It I Trust You
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next mornin...
Story ‣ Parrot’s Advices
A man had a parrot of which he was excessively fond. He kept it in a silver cage and fed it fruits and nuts and anything else the bird ask...