An old cowboy walks into a barber’s shop for a shave and a haircut. Keen to ensure he gets the best shave possible, the c...
A man is in a hotel lobby
A man is in a hotel lobby, He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he acciedently bumbs ...
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning…
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams ” bi...
Three fathers are talking about their sons
Three fathers are talking about their sons. The first father says, “my sons a successful doctor. He’s so rich, he just boug...
Jesus is watching you!
While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond,...
Three Guys Are On A Plane
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: “there's to much weight you all n...
A drunk woman walks into a bar
A woman walks into a bar. He’s very inebriated, so she stumbles to the bartender. ‟I will have a whiskey schlour!” she slu...
Funny Joke ‣ Blonde Trying To Puzzle
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figu...
A woman was in court
A woman was in court for killing her husband. She said she wasn’t guilty and that she dearly missed him. In the closing st...
A man dies and goes to Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him and says, “Welcome to hell, Dave. First, the Wi-fi password is… “Dave says, ...