A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and so...
All The Chickens Gathered Around The New Rooster.
In the farm, all the chickens gathered around the new rooster. He had arrived on the farm in the morning, and was looking at himself proudly...
Johnny Asked His Teacher.
Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom and she said yes. When he went to wipe his backside, there was no toilet pape...
A man went into an urologist
A man went into an urologist and told him he was having a problem, as he was unable to get his “Old chap standing to attention”. The doctor ...
Grandpa Walt Found Himself Babysitting.
Every Saturday morning Grandpa Walt found himself babysitting his three grandchildren…all boys. The kids always wanted to play ”war,” and Gr...
An Old Blind Man Enters A Bar.
An old blind man enters a bar and asks the Barkeeper “Wanna hear a joke about blondes?” Suddenly, the bar is as silent as a grave. A guy n...
Fantastic Jokes: Ford F150
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
Two Flies Are Out On A Date .
Two flies are out on a date So they go out on the town and see fresh dog poop on the side of the road. They rush down and start feasting whe...
Johnny Blows Up His Balloon.
A little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s li...
BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE
BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE - A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled...